12 months in less than 60 seconds

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Welcome to Ant's Diary. Kicking of with quick review of 2008, then who knows.

2008
  • Economy caught a cold (Lehmans, Madoff the Ganoff, Woolworths, Uncle Tom Cobly)
  • Global Warming? World temperatures peaked in 1999 and 2008 was wet and 'orrible. But those expenses paid conferences are a hoot, aren't they Al?
  • Environment? Less column inches whilst LIDL and ALDI boom. Bottom fell out recycling market as prices plummet.
  • Gordon 'Prudence' Brown cocks up and then says he is the only man to sort out what he caused. Chutzpah par excellance.
  • Messiah Obama woos the Yanks (am I the only Sarah Palin fan this side of the pond?)
  • Britain did pretty damn well at the olympics. Superstar Becky A too young to be a Dame. Maybe she sho get a grey wig.
  • Brucie did not get a knighthood. What's the going rate these days, Gordon?
  • Arsenal have not won any silverware for yonks. Deliberate ploy to save buying Brasso.

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